What problem does it solve? AI-generated drafts read as synthetic corporate sludge: uniform rhythm, filler transitions, hedged claims, and exhausted clichés. This Skill audits and rewrites drafts to eliminate those tells and restore concrete, opinionated human prose. ## Core Features & Use Cases - Banned Cliché Registry: Detects and replaces AI-favorite verbs, nouns, adjectives, and structural phrases like "delve", "tapestry", and "in today's fast-paced landscape". - Rhythm & Hedge Repair: Breaks symmetrical triplets, varies sentence length, and strips hedging qualifiers in favor of direct, falsifiable assertions. - Concrete Grounding: Replaces abstract marketing adjectives with specific numbers, benchmarks, and physical nouns. - Use Case: Paste an AI-generated product announcement and receive a DE-SLOP-AUDIT.md report with before-and-after rewrites, slop metrics, and stylistic guidelines. ## Quick Start Ask the assistant to audit this draft for AI writing tells and rewrite it with concrete specifics and varied sentence rhythm.