unslop

Scan the text for known AI tells like puffery, promotional language, em dash overuse, and chatbot phrases, then rewrite each instance while preserving meaning. After rewriting, add human voice through opinions, varied sentence rhythm, and specific concrete details.

Common tells include words like delve, crucial, and tapestry, em dash overuse, rule-of-three structures, vague attributions like "experts believe", sycophantic openers, and generic conclusions. Formulaic patterns like "not just X, but Y" are also strong indicators.

It works on any prose including technical documentation. The jargon section specifically targets abstract metaphor nouns common in tech writing like substrate, vector, and scaffolding, replacing them with concrete plain words.

No, the rewriting process explicitly preserves meaning and matches the intended tone. The goal is to state the same facts directly, replacing vague or inflated phrasing with specific concrete language rather than altering the substance.

Removing patterns is only half the job. Sterile, voiceless writing is equally obvious, so you must also add soul: opinions, varied sentence lengths, first person where fitting, and specific details instead of neutral summaries.