What problem does it solve? AI-generated prose is easy to spot: buzzwords, forced triads, em dashes, fabricated statistics, and generic conclusions make copy read as machine-written and erode reader trust. This Skill provides a systematic pattern catalog and audit loop to detect and rewrite those tells while preserving the author's voice and never inventing facts. ## Core Features & Use Cases - Pattern Catalog with Fixes: Each AI tell (empty vocabulary, significance inflation, rule of three, actorless passive, em dashes, fabricated specifics, and more) is documented with why it reads as AI plus before/after rewrites tied to core rules. - Honesty Guardrails: Hard bans on invented numbers, testimonials, names, and citations, with guidance to cut unverifiable claims rather than dress them up. - Voice Calibration and Audit Loop: Optional matching of a user-supplied writing sample, plus a draft-audit-final checklist run alongside the core Delivery Gate. - Use Case: Given a landing page draft full of phrases like "unlock seamless collaboration" and an unsourced "trusted by thousands" claim, the Skill rewrites it into specific, actor-named prose and flags every unverifiable statement for removal or sourcing. ## Quick Start Ask the AI to load the antislop core and this copywriting skill, then rewrite the attached landing page draft to remove AI-writing patterns without adding any new facts.