What problem does it solve? Noisy pagers train on-call engineers to ignore alerts, so the one page that matters gets missed. This Skill provides a workflow for creating, tuning, and pruning alerts so every page corresponds to real user pain and demands action. ## Core Features & Use Cases - Symptom-based alerting: Page on user-facing symptoms tied to SLO burn rates (multi-window, e.g. 14.4x over 1h/5m), demoting cause-based alerts like CPU or disk to tickets or dashboards. - Three-lane routing and monthly review: Route every alert to page, ticket, or dashboard-only lanes, then audit monthly using pages-per-week, actionable rate, and postmortem detection gaps. - Alert hardening: Add runbook and dashboard links, inhibition/grouping for dependency fan-outs, synthetic firing tests, and a dead-man's switch so a dead metrics pipeline itself alarms. - Use Case: A team with 94 pages per month at 11% actionable applies the workflow, demotes 40 cause alerts, builds burn-rate alerts on two SLOs, and drops to 9 pages at 89% actionable. ## Quick Start Audit our current pager alerts and redesign them using symptom-based alerting with SLO burn-rate thresholds and three-lane routing.